(as of 5.5.)
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
how do i install a new attractive and cute face
You can’t install software already on the device
in my daily basis when people suddenly laugh i always think they are making fun of me please tell me i’m not only one
all the oitnb doodles i did so far!
LET’S TRASH THIS PLACE
omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history
"sonic with boobies"
Sexy anime girls with boobs
did anyone read the whole list
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
Willow: There’s a simple answer to this. Just think about who loves him the most. Clearly I do, since I’m willing to look past the whole orientation thing!
Anya: Well, you’re gonna have to do better than that!
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves